Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Bill and Hill’s Last Stand— It’s All in the Lie and the Way it’s Told

It would make sense to fight it out. Bill did it so why shouldn’t Hill? The problem is that when Hillary lies, she just isn’t as charismatic as Bill was when he was fibbing. So they want the White House back in their hands and from the little flags they were planting— NYC office, NY senate seat, it seemed as though Bill and Hill were making good progress towards this goal.

The problem is that Hillary’s campaigning efforts really did nothing to show her to be a charismatic leader capable of running a divided country. No matter the PR strategies, Hillary always just comes across desperate, hungry and apologetic. Even when she got caught up in the Bosnia lie, she appeared stunned and pathetic: “I misspoke,” was her lame response to continued probes from the media.

With all the egregious sexual escapades that Bill has been caught up in, he always comes out shining. But poor Hillary. When a journalist catches her in a lie, it’s that familiar, ‘deer in the headlights’ expression. Hill, Hill. Hill. Please don’t try this at home anymore.

Now that she’s so close to losing it all, she’ll have to look back at what once was. She should ask herself, would I have fared better if I had done the opposite of Bill?

I guess we will never know.

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