What About Bloomberg?

Hasn’t it occurred to people that the reason why America is so divided among political lines is because we keep electing politicians? If we want unity, wouldn’t it make sense to elect a businessman into the White House? Someone who is accustomed to leading people in a single mission. Someone who has a strong record in building from the ground up. Someone who isn’t afraid to change sides twice over.

I’m talking about our dear old mayor, Michael Bloomberg. Yes, he the champion of the brilliant congestion pricing idea. He that tickets everyone who double parks, smokes indoors, cooks food seeped in trans fat oils. He that fought so courageously for the Olympics in NYC which would have meant new jobs and tourist revenue.

Tell me Bloomberg does not have the best interest of his citizens.

Yes, we whined. We hated the “no smoking in bars” law. We hated getting ticketed for every little traffic violation. Who can avoid them in this crammed city? But then, who balanced the budget after the gigantic deficit left behind by that Mafioso that calls himself America’s mayor?

You heard Trump say, “It’s nothing personal, it’s just business.” Well that’s what the election should be about. Just business. Get the job done efficiently. Economically. Swiftly. Forget all the yapping going on between the Democratic candidates and take a look at the empire that Bloomberg has built. No other candidate in history has such an enormous wealth of power and accomplishment to call his own.

If people are worried about a recession, news flash folks— we are already in a recession. There ain’t gonna be enough Clinton/Obama/McCains to pull America out of this stack of debt that W has so generously placed before us.

Bloomberg does not have a first lady. He does not have party that he belongs to. But get him in the White House and the country will be running like the thriving super power that it once was.